A Sexual Glossary of Workplace Buzzwords
by Alexan [51 Views] 2020-08-01 10:46:05
A super-hot situation, desire or thirst that must be addressed immediately––with or without another person.
The energy or mental capacity required to get that booty.
The number of partners you’ve had; the amount of porn deleted from your browser history.
The sound your vibrator makes after a disappointing romp.
To follow up (and down and up and down and…)
When your humping wakes the neighbors.
To ignore high-level sex positions and get back to the foundation of lovemaking; missionary.
To discreetly leave a one-night stand’s apartment without an awkward interaction.
“Get the Ball Rolling”
When you last 41 minutes after 69.
A significantly less funny term for blue balls.
“Low Hanging Fruit”
Something you should never call your partner’s genitals.
When you have to tell a small penis what to do.
“Noodle On It”
A task no one should ask you to do in any context, unless pasta is involved.
A noise made during sex.
To produce a time-honored, traditional boner.
“Outside the Box”
Where you’ll find yourself if you’re lousy at being inside the box.
To contact a person briefly; foreplay.
“Pivot to Video”
Make a sex tape.
The kind of partner who works overtime to achieve pleasure goals for the entire team.
“Run It Up the Flagpole”
Your classic handjob.
“Soup to Nuts”
When you go straight from making dinner to the bedroom.
To match your sexual resources, capabilities and goals with external opportunities; Tinder.
To come together.
When an excellent lover also makes you breakfast.
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